“The way they make these waiters carry around 20 pounds of salad and breadsticks on giant trays is just silly. They should just push around wheelbarrows or something and use shovels to scoop it directly into people’s faces.”
Category: Quotes
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Quote of the Day: Jason Katzer
“I may buy a lot of stuff, but should I only be viewed as “a consumer” in the eyes of the government and my democracy?” -
Quote of the Day: Pat Dryburgh
“I’m starting to learn to let the small things be small, and the big things be big.” -
Quote of the Day: Dan Moren
“Because scars and all, it’s still my city—and that’s one feeling that never goes away.” -
Quote of the Day: Bruce Schneier
“Empathize, but refuse to be terrorized. Instead, be indomitable — and support leaders who are as well. That’s how to defeat terrorists.” -
Quote of the Day: koeselitz
“Forgetfulness is not the ideal when it comes to youthful indiscretion, as much as we in our self-loathing and shame may feel it is. The ideal is forgiveness.”— koeselitz [h/t to reader Rory M.] -
Quote of the Day: Matt Drance
“Users are their currency, and Facebook is about to rob the bank.” -
Quote of the Day: Seth Godin
“All too often, the ones who are aggressively seeking the theory of the day don’t have a lot to show for what they did yesterday.” -
Quote of the Day: Chris Bowler
“Ev and Biz have shown they can build amazing services, but they haven’t proven to build services that are profitable.” -
Quote of the Day: Marcus Fehn
“People will (and should) judge the shipping product and not some promises, so what you’ll get is what we shipped, and we need to be confident about it, and we are — all is good.” -
Quote of the Day: John Gruber
“This, from the company that shitcanned Google Reader because they wanted to ‘focus’.” -
Quote of the Day: Laird Hamilton
“To me, there’s nothing worse than waking up and realizing that the sun’s already been up for awhile.” -
Quote of the Day: Frank Chimero
“The past wasn’t better, we just forgot about all the shitty shit.” -
Quote of the Day: The Macalope
“Because people who don’t pay for smartphones buy so many apps.” -
Quote of the Day: Marco Arment
“New Google is much more strategic, cold, and focused.” -
Quote of the Day: Bruce Schneier
“Welcome to a world where Google knows exactly what sort of porn you all like, and more about your interests than your spouse does.” -
Quote of the Day: Kontra
“The list of grandiose promises and statements made by Google that turned out to be false and hypocritical is uncomfortably long.”— Kontra -
Quote of the Day: Philip Messing and Chuck Bennett
“An undercover TSA inspector with an improvised explosive device stuffed in his pants got past two security screenings at Newark Airport — including a pat-down — and was cleared to get on board a commercial flight, sources told The Post yesterday.” -
Quote of the Day: Tim Sniffen
“Is it way too late to take the ! out of our name? I always feel compelled to shout it. Granted, with larynx atrophy it only comes out as an anguished gurgle. Still. “ -
Quote of the Day: Thomas Hawk
“Being able to walk into a store and purchase something right there at the entrance in less than five minutes is the absolute height of customer service.”