Men’s style blog Put This On answer the perplexing question of where you should carry your cellphone, or more importantly where you should not carry it. Jesse Thorn:

You’re right to think that the belt clip is the pocket protector of our generation.  There is absolutely no excuse for it.  It is embarassing, and if you own one of these grotesque monstrosities, you should throw it away now, lest you be tempted to wear it in the future. 

So to my friends and readers who carry theirs on their belt, I am just trying to help.