Sharon Pian Chan reporting on Steve Ballmer’s USC commencement speech:
>“I thought I might have to Skype in,” Ballmer said. He then urged students to “Please, Skype on!” after graduating.
Compare and contrast that to [this](http://news.stanford.edu/news/2005/june15/jobs-061505.html) and you get why he [needs to go](http://brooksreview.net/2011/05/ballmer/).
UPDATE: [Here’s the full text of his speech](http://www.geekwire.com/2011/irrepressible-steve-ballmer-microsoft-ceos-usc-commencement-speech).