It seems like every time we start to care about soccer, it spits directly into our collective face, while handing us another devastating loss.
One of his ways for fixing soccer:
Baseball doesn’t switch to a home run derby after the 12th inning. Basketball doesn’t switch to a game of H-O-R-S-E after the second OT. So from now on, we’re not deciding which team is the best in the world through what are effectively coin flips.