I’ve never once understood how it is legal to let a dog walk around on your lap, but completely illegal to eat while you drive. I am not saying that we should go out and enforce dogs be in special seats with seat belts, but I think you are damned fool to allow a dog to walk around on your lap while you drive.
Speaking of dogs and damned fools, [did you know Chicago wants to make it perfectly A-OK to allow dogs in restaurants](http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/04/chicago-dog-friendly-rest_n_1477714.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000003)? Guess I can scratch Chicago off the list of places I want to ever eat at.