I wasn’t quite sure what Ben was thinking when he asked me to take over his site for a week. Surely he must know I’m not a [popular blogger] like himself. I don’t even carry a [pocket knife].
While I don’t get why Ben [handed the keys over to me], I’m glad he did. We’re going to have a lot of fun this week. Heck, maybe we’ll even [make this site responsive] while the owner’s away.
So get ready, kids. For the next 6 days, you are all mine.