[Mat Honan, for Wired, on what Google’s Island “is”](http://www.wired.com/gadgetlab/2013/05/on-google-island/):

> I was thirsty, so I drank the electrolyte solution down. “This is delicious,” I replied.

> “I know,” he {Larry Page} replied. “It also has thousands of micro sensors which are now swarming through your blood stream.”

> “What… ” I stammered.

> “Your prostate is enlarged. Let’s go hangout now. There’s some really great music I’d like to recommend to you.”

It’s everything I feared it would be…