A TSA office near LAX was evacuated Wednesday afternoon after it received a suspicious package, believed to have been mailed by an ex-screener arrested for allegedly threatening the airport, according to the FBI.
I wasn’t going to link to this, but right before tossing it aside I caught the really funny part. You see the headline makes it sound like the TSA has been getting some naughty packages, and the above quote attributes the latest to an ex-TSA employee. That’s pretty bad, but really whatever. What makes this story great is the next paragraph:
The delivery to the Century Boulevard offices marks the third suspicious package attributed to Nna Alpha Onuoha, 29, officials said.
You see, this same ex-TSA employee has sent all three of the packages. Insert your own joke about how good the TSA is at screening employees, here.