Susan Wyatt:
> May said the TSA agent went through the bag, through the sewing supplies and found the two-inch long pistol.
> “She said ‘this is a gun,’” said May. “I said no, it’s not a gun it’s a prop for my monkey.”
> “She said ‘If I held it up to your neck, you wouldn’t know if it was real or not,’ and I said ‘really?’” said May.
Dipshits.