Part one is over 4,500 words. Part two is over 2,500 words. So like a total of, hang on let me ask Claude because those are big fucking numbers, Claude says the sum of those is:
A one-star Amazon review of a $12 cable
It would have been much simpler for Gruber to just say “Hey! Hey! HEY! You, Claude, get off my fucking lawn.”
Anyways, I didn’t read much more than 1/3 the first post, but I have to ask if someone would check on Gruber. Maybe buy him a drink.