Microsoft:
>Many new PCs come filled with lots of trialware and sample software that slows your computer down—removing all that is a pain, so we do it for you! Every PC the Microsoft Store sells is put on a software diet and performance is tuned to run the best it can.
You have got to love the exclamation point here. It’s like the biggest pat on the back that I have ever seen in ad copy. Genius.
>We call this process Microsoft Signature.
Funny, I call it common sense.
[via Matt Gemmell]