Emily Heffter reporting on the overturning of a Seattle, Washington law that allowed customers to opt-out of getting a shit-pile of yellow paper left on their door steps:
>The court ruled the city’s law is unconstitutional, saying yellow pages are protected, like other publications, by the First Amendment.

I say we start calling the cops when these are left at our doorsteps and filling out littering reports against Yellow-page providers. That’d be fun.