Lex Friedman making the most compelling argument for a Bidet I have every read:
>Let’s start with a thought experiment. Suppose you’re calmly walking down the street, minding your own business as you do, when a crazed attacker smears his feces all over your forehead.
The bottom line is what are you going to rely on to clean your face: toilet paper or water?
Yeah, water. I don’t mean to say I am going out and getting a bidet, but I am certainly thinking about it now. Especially one of those Japanese ones with the seat warmer — nothing nicer on a cold morning.