I’m tired of overwrought “reviews”. I am just as guilty as everyone else — so I know it is painful to hear, but this is out of hand and it needs to stop.
Just as I don’t have time for podcasts, I don’t have time to read about a new app for 30 minutes when I could try it for myself in 5 minutes. It makes no sense to read these beastly posts when I could do the work the reviewer was supposed to do — but in less time than I would spend reading the review.