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Quote of the Day: Robert X. Cringely
“Apple isn’t the next Microsoft, you see. Apple is not the next anything because the role it aspires to transcends anything imaginable by Microsoft, ever. Google is the next Microsoft, so Google is seen by Ballmer as the immediate threat — the one he has a hope in hell of actually doing something about.” —…
“Apple isn’t the next Microsoft, you see. Apple is not the next anything because the role it aspires to transcends anything imaginable by Microsoft, ever. Google is the next Microsoft, so Google is seen by Ballmer as the immediate threat — the one he has a hope in hell of actually doing something about.” -
Lodsys Responds
In a series of stupid and confusing posts Lodsys has partly responded to it’s patent trolling ways. As always Craig Grannell has us covered with what you need to know. Mostly just know that Lodsys says a whole lot of nothing while using a lot of feel good analogies.
In a series of stupid and confusing posts Lodsys has partly responded to it’s patent trolling ways. As always Craig Grannell has us covered with what you need to know. Mostly just know that Lodsys says a whole lot of nothing while using a lot of feel good analogies.
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Rumor: Microsoft To Buy Nokia For $30 Billion
Dragos Pirvu: >Now Eldar Murtazin states that Microsoft is going to buy Nokia’s mobile division meaning that the Finnish-based company will no longer produce smartphones. The deal will see Microsoft paying more than $30 billion for Nokia after last week it paid $8.5 billion for Skype. I doubt that this would be an all cash…
Dragos Pirvu:
>Now Eldar Murtazin states that Microsoft is going to buy Nokia’s mobile division meaning that the Finnish-based company will no longer produce smartphones. The deal will see Microsoft paying more than $30 billion for Nokia after last week it paid $8.5 billion for Skype.I doubt that this would be an all cash deal. I also don’t get this deal for either Nokia or Microsoft, therefore I am going to go ahead and say that I doubt this rumor to be true. ((With Ballmer though I probably will be wrong, as logic goes out the door with him.))
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The Problem with Microsoft Now
Xavier Morera on the Microsoft culture: >MS Consulting IMHO was not what it could be, I worked there too and they have extremely good technical people, but the only thing a lot of them seem to be passionate about is being a Microsoft employee and not building amazing stuff. Besides, a lot of them look…
Xavier Morera on the Microsoft culture:
>MS Consulting IMHO was not what it could be, I worked there too and they have extremely good technical people, but the only thing a lot of them seem to be passionate about is being a Microsoft employee and not building amazing stuff. Besides, a lot of them look down on other companies when they shouldn’t.Xavier is not alone, since posting my [Ballmer piece](https://brooksreview.net/2011/05/ballmer/) I have received tons of email from current and former employees and consultants all sharing the same sentiment.
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Productive Macs Software Bundle
This is a killer bundle that has three of my favorite Mac apps in it for $29 — a bargain. You get Keyboard Maestro, TextExpander **and** Mail Act-On, which make it worth it right there. Awesome deal. [via MacStories]
This is a killer bundle that has three of my favorite Mac apps in it for $29 — a bargain. You get Keyboard Maestro, TextExpander **and** Mail Act-On, which make it worth it right there. Awesome deal.
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Quick Takes on Five Apps #12
This is the twelfth [installment](https://brooksreview.net/tag/quick/) of the Quick Takes series, where I look at five (or so) apps and tell you my thoughts on them. ### [Shine](http://appthat.com/shine/) (iPhone) ### Ryan Gomba was kind enough to send me over a promo code for Shine the other day, it’s a $0.99 weather app for the iPhone. Be…
This is the twelfth [installment](https://brooksreview.net/tag/quick/) of the Quick Takes series, where I look at five (or so) apps and tell you my thoughts on them.
### [Shine](http://appthat.com/shine/) (iPhone) ###
Ryan Gomba was kind enough to send me over a promo code for Shine the other day, it’s a $0.99 weather app for the iPhone. Be sure to check out Justin Blanton’s write up on the app [right here](http://hypertext.net/2011/05/shine-weather-app). He makes some great points about the app.
The icon isn’t that great and that’s probably being kind. The visual styling of the rest of the app is top notch down to the ‘can’t update’ detail that overlays a red tag with a refresh icon in it to let you know your data is out of date — it’s a nice touch for something that most apps see as an afterthought. The temp is huge and easy to see, you can quickly flick through to see weather forecasts by day or broken down to every few hours. Like Justin I would love to see a feels like temp reading, but the badge icons are something I tend to ignore (or turn off) so no desire for that here.
One thing that a lot of weather apps are missing for a Seattleite is the text forecast. You can show us the weather icon forecast all you want, but in Seattle that will be clouds or rain , so it can’t say things like:
– PM Showers
– Showers
– Rain
– Partly Cloudy
– Mostly Cloudy
– Wind/ Rain
– Sprinkles
– Rain AM onlyThere’s a lot going on with Seattle weather and I would love to be able to see that without having to scroll through the hour view and look at the percent chance of precipitation.
### [Verbs](http://verbsapp.com/) (iPhone) ###
Verbs is a $2.99 iPhone app that allows you to IM with people over MobileMe/AIM/Gtalk — I particularly like the Droplr integration in that app (it’s one of my favorite services). This is a great looking app and I really love the icon — fits perfectly with the app.
You can cycle through conversations with a card like interface that is a clone of how the iPhone Safari tabs work. I have two major annoyances with this app:
1. The app constantly gives me notifications that it has lost connection. I don’t want IM on my phone so that I can initiate conversations, I want it so others can shoot me a message — which only works if I am connected and online. I just don’t trust this app to keep me online all the time, part of this is the limited multi-tasking that iOS offers.
2. Though the overall design is great, the conversation view is what bugs me the most. The text does not wrap in the entry field, which is annoying and silly, the send button is next to the delete key meaning that I send messages when I am trying to delete things. This interface needs a slight update.Overall I am pretty happy with the app and think that it works great for those occasional times I want to IM on my iPhone.
### [Vocabology](http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/vocabology/id383809431?mt=8) (iPhone) ###
This little free app pulls the word of the day from multiple different sites. Forget about whether you get anything out of word of the day types things, it’s still fun to see from time to time. The interface is very sparse and you can pick and choose what sources you want to see. Clicking through to the definition shows the iAd that is placed on the second screen — you only see it if you want to know what the word means and I think that was a great way to implement ads.
My favorite part: the Urban Dictionary word of the day (which I didn’t know existed), today’s word: Bed Gravity. Clever.
### [8mm Vintage Camera](http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/8mm-vintage-camera/id406541444?mt=8) (iPhone) ###
I have been avoiding this app since I saw it, $1.99 price and the icon made me walk away. The screen shots I have seen about it though really intrigue me — I mean who doesn’t want messed up color, out of focus and shaky looking video from their HD quality iPhone camera? I mean *I* do.
This app feels like Instagram for videos without all the sharing and social aspects. That’s not a bad thing — Instagram is great and one of my favorite new things out there — but the filters can be a little over the top and that is what 8mm is all about: over the top gimmicky video. That doesn’t mean that you couldn’t make a very cool video with it, but most people won’t.
### [Splinter Cell Conviction HD](http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/splinter-cell-conviction-hd/id371111757?mt=8) (iPad) ###
The game is $0.99 at the time of writing and it is a continuation of the Splinter Cell game series. The graphics are good, but not great — this isn’t Infinity Blade. Splinter Cell suffers from the same problem that every other shoot ’em up game on the iPad does: accuracy. It is very hard to be accurate when your finger is often larger than the bad guys head.
I haven’t played through the game yet, but the few levels I have played have been entertaining to the point where I had to make a conscious effort to put down the iPad and write this short blurb up. Well worth a buck, probably two or three. One thing I will say is that this game really sucks down the iPad battery life.
### [Prompt](http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/prompt/id421507115?mt=8) 1.1 Update (iOS Universal) ###
I wanted to touch on this app again because the 1.1 update adds two really great improvements:
1. Nicknames for connections.
2. The ability to automatically execute a command upon connection.The second thing means that I can setup my SSH connection to the TBR server to automatically execute an Apache restart — the most common problem I encounter on the site. This is a great update to an already excellent app and it’s little touches like this that keep making it better and better.
*If you liked this installment be sure to check out the other [installments](https://brooksreview.net/tag/quick/).*
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CEO Steve Ballmer’s Advice to USC Grads
We have the full text of Steve Ballmer’s speech to USC students now, and oh boy. Ballmer: >I also have to tell you, a guy I know in Seattle has a son who goes to the school down the street here, UCLA. And I saw him the other day, yes, that’s right. I saw him…
We have the full text of Steve Ballmer’s speech to USC students now, and oh boy. Ballmer:
>I also have to tell you, a guy I know in Seattle has a son who goes to the school down the street here, UCLA. And I saw him the other day, yes, that’s right. I saw him the other day, and he starts chirping at me, chirp, chirp, chirp. I said, “I’m going down to USC to speak.” Chirp, chirp, chirp, UCLA better, chirp, chirp, chirp. I had it. I whip out my Windows Phone, I Bing the university rankings, and I just show it to him right there in black and white, USC 23 – UCLA 25.
What does “chirp, chirp, chirp” mean? And really, product placement in a commencement speech? Ugh, and later:
>Number one, great ideas matter. Number two, find passion. And, number three, be tenacious, be irrepressible.
He seems really good at the last word from what I see on the outside looking in. Where is number one and two in Microsoft? That’s what Microsoft needs right now.
Ugh…
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Ballmer’s Latest Acquisition
Jean-Louis Gassée on Microsoft’s Skype acquisition: >In just the past 12 months, Microsoft has lost $2.5B in its Online business. They spend $2 to make $1 in revenue. Buying and “integrating” Skype will make the picture even redder. and later: >Microsoft’s ability to successfully charge for a formerly free product is lacking. I also love…
Jean-Louis Gassée on Microsoft’s Skype acquisition:
>In just the past 12 months, Microsoft has lost $2.5B in its Online business. They spend $2 to make $1 in revenue. Buying and “integrating” Skype will make the picture even redder.and later:
>Microsoft’s ability to successfully charge for a formerly free product is lacking.
I also love the Elop quips.
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Instapaper iPad Redesign
You may have seen [Tim Van Damme’s](http://dribbble.com/shots/170007-Instapaper-Redesign) Instapaper redesign and Marco’s response linked to here. What strikes me about all of this is that Tim’s design looks great, but Marco makes some excellent points why it wouldn’t *work* great. A lot of times we (myself included) complain about how an app looks or works —…
You may have seen [Tim Van Damme’s](http://dribbble.com/shots/170007-Instapaper-Redesign) Instapaper redesign and Marco’s response linked to here. What strikes me about all of this is that Tim’s design looks great, but Marco makes some excellent points why it wouldn’t *work* great. A lot of times we (myself included) complain about how an app looks or works — forgetting that what we want may not be possible given the feature set and developer APIs available.
Most of all Marco’s post stands to show just how much thought and care is put into the Instapaper app:
>I’ve often cut entire features during development because there was nowhere good to put them in the interface.
How many other companies would cut a **feature** because they couldn’t find a place to put the button that they were happy with?
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More Evidence Against Steve Ballmer
Sharon Pian Chan reporting on Steve Ballmer’s USC commencement speech: >“I thought I might have to Skype in,” Ballmer said. He then urged students to “Please, Skype on!” after graduating. Compare and contrast that to [this](http://news.stanford.edu/news/2005/june15/jobs-061505.html) and you get why he [needs to go](https://brooksreview.net/2011/05/ballmer/). [via Greg Minton] UPDATE: [Here’s the full text of his speech](http://www.geekwire.com/2011/irrepressible-steve-ballmer-microsoft-ceos-usc-commencement-speech).
Sharon Pian Chan reporting on Steve Ballmer’s USC commencement speech:
>“I thought I might have to Skype in,” Ballmer said. He then urged students to “Please, Skype on!” after graduating.Compare and contrast that to [this](http://news.stanford.edu/news/2005/june15/jobs-061505.html) and you get why he [needs to go](https://brooksreview.net/2011/05/ballmer/).
[via Greg Minton]UPDATE: [Here’s the full text of his speech](http://www.geekwire.com/2011/irrepressible-steve-ballmer-microsoft-ceos-usc-commencement-speech).
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The Macalope: Remember Microsoft?
The Macalope: >Microsoft acquired Skype for an eye-popping 8.5 billion quatloos, which the Macalope knows is not a real form of money, but, let’s face it: Microsoft’s not treating it like it’s real either.
The Macalope:
>Microsoft acquired Skype for an eye-popping 8.5 billion quatloos, which the Macalope knows is not a real form of money, but, let’s face it: Microsoft’s not treating it like it’s real either. -
A Great Title Grabbing Applescript
Great work over at The Carton on an Applescript to grab the title for the current Safari/Chrome window. I use it with [this workflow](https://brooksreview.net/2011/03/cmd-one/).
Great work over at The Carton on an Applescript to grab the title for the current Safari/Chrome window. I use it with [this workflow](https://brooksreview.net/2011/03/cmd-one/).
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How Google controls Android
Nilay Patel: >The OHA might well steward the open-source aspect of Android, but when it comes down to actually shipping a device, it’s entirely Google’s show. And that might be biggest takeaway of all: for all of Android’s open-source ideals, Google is very much in control — and it’s not shy about letting its partners…
Nilay Patel:
>The OHA might well steward the open-source aspect of Android, but when it comes down to actually shipping a device, it’s entirely Google’s show. And that might be biggest takeaway of all: for all of Android’s open-source ideals, Google is very much in control — and it’s not shy about letting its partners know it.I’m *shocked*.
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B&B Episode 11: Never Punch Someone in the Forehead
>In this episode Shawn and Ben discuss cloud based music solutions and swords. Yes, swords.
>In this episode Shawn and Ben discuss cloud based music solutions and swords.
Yes, swords.
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Quote of the Day: Mike Rowe
“A few years from now, an hour with a good plumber — if you can find one — is going to cost more than an hour with a good psychiatrist. At which point we’ll all be in need of both.” — Mike Rowe
“A few years from now, an hour with a good plumber — if you can find one — is going to cost more than an hour with a good psychiatrist. At which point we’ll all be in need of both.” -
Indie iOS Devs Under Legal Fire For Offering In-App Purchases
John Brownlee: >The lead developer behind the popular Mac dock replacement DragThing and the fantastic iOS scientific calculator app pCalc is about to be sued for patent infringement because his software uses Apple’s own in-app purchasing mechanism. And he’s not alone. The best thing Apple could do here is tell the developers that Apple will…
John Brownlee:
>The lead developer behind the popular Mac dock replacement DragThing and the fantastic iOS scientific calculator app pCalc is about to be sued for patent infringement because his software uses Apple’s own in-app purchasing mechanism. And he’s not alone.The best thing Apple could do here is tell the developers that Apple will fight this for them. If developers have to start hiring lawyers then you can kiss iOS developers good bye.
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Comcast Offers Help to The Pirate Bay
Ernesto at TorrentFreak.com: >Comcast has reached out to The Pirate Bay and set aside resources in case the BitTorrent site needs it. “I can have our engineers work directly with them to assist,” Jason Livingood told TorrentFreak. Yesterday Comcast customers were unable to reach The Pirate Bay — many assumed that Comcast was blocking the…
Ernesto at TorrentFreak.com:
>Comcast has reached out to The Pirate Bay and set aside resources in case the BitTorrent site needs it. “I can have our engineers work directly with them to assist,” Jason Livingood told TorrentFreak.
Yesterday Comcast customers were unable to reach The Pirate Bay — many assumed that Comcast was blocking the site. What is really cool is that Comcast not only reached out to The Pirate Bay after hearing about this, but they also did this:
>Comcast reached out to Serious Tubes Networks, who deliver transit to The Pirate Bay, and they were able to correct the issue.
Comcast probably doesn’t care for The Pirate Bay and all the BitTorrent traffic that it brings to Comcast pipes, but in this case they really did the right thing. Kudos to them.
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The Ballmer Days Are Over
Disclaimer: I own Microsoft stock. Yes, this is *not* pro-Microsoft but I feel the need to be very open about this. He’s employee number 30 and has been with Microsoft since mid-1980. In 2000, after nearly 20 years of service, Microsoft promoted Steve Ballmer to Chief Executive Officer. In the ten plus years that Ballmer…
Disclaimer: I own Microsoft stock. Yes, this is *not* pro-Microsoft but I feel the need to be very open about this.
He’s employee number 30 and has been with Microsoft since mid-1980. In 2000, after nearly 20 years of service, Microsoft promoted Steve Ballmer to Chief Executive Officer. In the ten plus years that Ballmer has been at the helm of Microsoft he has done this to the company:
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](https://f3a98a5aca88d28ed629-2f664c0697d743fb9a738111ab4002bd.ssl.cf1.rackcdn.com/ms-ss.jpg)As you can see that’s not looking very pretty, but that data alone doesn’t tell the entire story. To be fair we have to look at what the stock market in general has done too. Here’s the same plot with the NASDAQ data along with MSFT’s (note I chose NASDAQ because the index best reflects the business of Microsoft):
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](https://f3a98a5aca88d28ed629-2f664c0697d743fb9a738111ab4002bd.ssl.cf1.rackcdn.com/ms-nd-ss.jpg)It’s pretty obvious from the chart that Microsoft has been moving right along with the NASDAQ, or it has been moving the NASDAQ right along with it — however you want to look at it.
From these two charts it seems rather obvious that Microsoft is on a downward trend, but is that accurate? Let’s look at the same chart, but remove NASDAQ and add in Apple and Google:
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](https://f3a98a5aca88d28ed629-2f664c0697d743fb9a738111ab4002bd.ssl.cf1.rackcdn.com/ms-gg-aa-ss.jpg)Once you do that it seems pretty obvious that Microsoft has been slowly declining, while Google and Apple have been taking off like a rocket since 2004.
While these charts are anything but proof of bad management — in business school the first thing they teach you about CEO’s is: it is the CEO’s job to *increase* the shareholder value of the company. Since taking the position Ballmer has decreased shareholder value, as reflected by stock price, by -56.63%. That. Is. Not. Good.
### Countdown ###
I think it is appropriate at this time to start the countdown of how long Ballmer has left until he “steps down”. ((Because high profile CEOs rarely get fired, typically they choose to resign instead.)) This Skype deal should be the final nail in the coffin for the Ballmer era at Microsoft, yet I fear that employee number 30 may get a reprieve. Let’s take a stroll down Ballmer memory lane:
#### $8.5 BILLION ####
Ballmer’s acquisition of Skype for $8.5 billion dollars is not only a gross overpay, but a complete waste of money for Microsoft. Ballmer has yet to lay out a [clear reason why Microsoft wanted Skype](http://gigaom.com/2011/05/09/why-microsoft-is-buying-skype-for-8-billion/). He has only stated the obvious: integration in Microsoft products — which could have been done in a partnership instead of an acquisition. In fact, the acquisition by most accounts sounded more like a move by Ballmer to buy something that others ((Read: Google, Facebook.)) may have wanted to own — just for the sake of others not owning it.
Beyond that is the fact that Microsoft has 89,000 employees — are you telling me that the company that put a computer in every home couldn’t create a Skype clone?
Not only could Skype have been made in-house, Skype *should* have been made in-house by Microsoft.
Even if it would have cost $1 billion dollars Microsoft would have been better off creating Skype in-house. Does anybody really think Apple spent anything close to $1 billion dollars building FaceTime?
This entire acquisition feels like a desperate move, made by a desperate man. As a shareholder I hope that the regulators stop the acquisition, but I highly doubt that will happen.
#### The iPhone ####
Ballmer is now famous for [saying](http://www.usatoday.com/money/companies/management/2007-04-29-ballmer-ceo-forum-usat_N.htm):
>There’s no chance that the iPhone is going to get any significant market share. No chance. It’s a $500 subsidized item. They may make a lot of money. But if you actually take a look at the 1.3 billion phones that get sold, I’d prefer to have our software in 60% or 70% or 80% of them, than I would to have 2% or 3%, which is what Apple might get.
We can get into talking tough and all that, but Ballmer — as the face of Microsoft — should have never made such a short sighted comment about any product released by a serious competitor like Apple. What is less quoted is the comments he made immediately following the above:
>In the case of music, Apple got out early. They were the first to really recognize that you couldn’t just think about the device and all the pieces separately. Bravo. Credit that to Steve (Jobs) and Apple. They did a nice job.
>But it’s not like we’re at the end of the line of innovation that’s going to come in the way people listen to music, watch videos, etc. I’ll bet our ads will be less edgy. But my 85-year-old uncle probably will never own an iPod, and I hope we’ll get him to own a Zune.
What is so shocking about this is that Ballmer recognizes that first to market is important — yet it took until 2010 to launch Windows Phone 7, [three years after the iPhone](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Windows_Phone_7).
Where is the “innovation” that Ballmer mentions in the music space — the Zune is effectively dead now and I bet his Uncle *does* have an iPod at this point. ((I’m going to go with a shuffle that a family member bought for him to listen to Otis Redding on. Because who doesn’t like “Sitting on the dock of the bay”.))
This is the epitome of short sighted behavior by Ballmer and should have made the board and shareholders incredibly un-easy at the time and especially now. Instead it bolstered his support as a man who was going to squash the evil Apple bug.
Short sighted behavior like this can and should be forgiven if the person later recognizes his errors and immediately moves to correct it, yet again though it took three years to get a serious iPhone competitor out of Microsoft. They never created a music/video player that gained traction after the Zune faded into Wikipedia archives. That cannot and should not be forgiven.
#### Windows Phone 7 ####
As I mentioned above Windows Phone 7 was seriously late to the party. Three years late means that most consumers Microsoft was targeting were on at least their second iPhone before Microsoft started to slowly ship Windows Phone 7. Add to that the basic lack of now common place smart phone features and you begin to see that Microsoft shipped a product that was competitive with the software *from three years ago*.
Windows Phone 7 may stand to be a long term success for Microsoft, but I doubt it. It is a product that in every way shows why Ballmer should not be in charge any longer. It was late and short sighted about the current market needs. In 2006 Windows Phone 7 would have blown away every technophile, this one included, in 2010 it is interesting and underwhelming.
I can assure you there are no crowds forming to get one.
It is the Zune all over again — a solid offering made far too late to make a substantial difference.
#### Windows Mobile ####
Windows Mobile 6.5 was a powerhouse of a product. Pre-2007 most U.S. buyers of smart phones chose between BlackBerry and Windows Mobile
6.55. ((6.5 came out later, likely it was 5 at this time.)) Both were small screened devices with a hardware keyboard — with exception to the few HTC devices with stylus based touch screens. Palm was struggling at the time and Windows Mobile was the dominant player in consumer minds, BlackBerry was the beast in boardrooms.In the U.S. it was a two platform market for the most part — the iPhone changed that. BlackBerry immediately started to make clones with the Storm [launching in 2008](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blackberry_storm). Microsoft could have started shipping compelling devices — instead they squandered what little market they had until it was an insignificant market share. So much for that 60% Ballmer wanted.
#### Copycats ####
In 2005 Apple held its World Wide Developer Conference with [banners hanging that read](http://www.flickr.com/photos/emeidi/43356340/): “Redmond, start your photocopiers.” Microsoft used to have a knack for taking any technology that was upcoming, copying it and launching it under their moniker(s) and squashing that small company. Apple made a joke about it, but Ballmer should have taken it as a directive. Instead it wasn’t until a year later when Microsoft released the heavily troubled and much criticized Windows Vista.
Copying your competition is not necessarily a poor business move — Microsoft itself has proven time and time again that you can be very successful by doing so. Ballmer has continued this tradition, but with a glaring difference: tardiness. Where Microsoft used to be fast to copy and shut down these companies — before traction was gained — they have now been slow — and comically bad — at copying others. What happened?
Hell, Microsoft used to innovate too, but even that seems to have disappeared (unless you count the Office Ribbon interface).
#### Danger, Danger ####
In 2008 [Microsoft paid $500 million for Danger](http://www.microsoft.com/presspass/press/2008/feb08/02-11acquisition.mspx). This was Ballmer’s response to the iPhone: an acquisition that went (almost) no where. I could say more, but Michal Lev-Ram of Fortune does a [better job](http://tech.fortune.cnn.com/2011/03/01/t-mobile-says-farewell-to-microsoft-danger/):
>Microsoft says most of the team working on Danger has already been absorbed in to the Windows Phone 7 group (Microsoft’s home-brewed mobile operating system). But the Redmond-based software giant had much bigger plans for Danger back in 2008, when it announced it was buying the small Palo Alto, Calif. company. The plan was to tap into the Sidekick-maker’s “deep understanding of consumers” and its “young and enthusiastic, internet-savvy and socially inclined” customer base (according to a company release from 2008). Obviously, that never quite happened.
#### The Infamous iPhone Funeral ####
About a month before the launch of Windows Phone 7, Microsoft held an [iPhone funeral procession](http://blogs.seattleweekly.com/dailyweekly/2010/09/microsoft_throws_windows_7_par.php) in Redmond. This is not something a confident business does, this is something an arrogant business does — regardless of what company does something like this it is both childish and stupid. Not to mention that the people in the parade look like evil servants, complete with a Darth Vader on a motorcycle.
It’s silly — and it was done in good fun to boost employee morale. None of that matters though because a good CEO would have never let that happen and that fact that Ballmer let it happen says a lot about him as CEO: arrogant to a fault.
### Next Steps ###
The above are all recaps of the things that Ballmer has had a hand in over the last ten years that should be enough to give the board a reason to remove him. The scariest thought isn’t Ballmer remaining in power — it’s who his successor may be. My guess is that it is another long time employee (calling #40), but that would be a worse decision than letting Ballmer blow money on hookers and Skype.
There are two things Microsoft needs to do now before it is really time to fret.
#### New CEO ####
Microsoft should be searching for a new CEO *right now*. The Skype acquisition damage can still be mitigated if the proper people are put in place to immediately leverage the Skype brand. A new CEO should be:
1. Passionate about technology: don’t you get the feeling that Ballmer doesn’t really care about the products that Microsoft makes, in the same way that Steve Jobs cares about how employee shuttle buses look and how and where color is applied? Any new CEO should love technology and that will begin to show at Microsoft like it did when Gates was still at the helm if the right person is hired. Ballmer seems to care more about being the biggest thing on the market instead of the products his company creates.
2. Forward thinking: Ballmer has shown his short sightedness time and time again, let’s get an executive with some vision. It is time that Microsoft starts creating new markets instead of trying to understand markets that their competitors are creating.
3. An outsider: this is going to be the hardest thing for Microsoft to realize, but they need to get some fresh eyes on the problem. At the very least it should be someone who has not spent more than the last five years with the company. Microsoft needs a fresh outside perspective. An insider will just keep following the GPS coordinates that have been set forth by Ballmer.#### Talent ####
The second thing Microsoft needs to focus on is acquiring talent and not product names. They should be making acquisitions that bring in top notch talent. Microsoft used to be the top pick for young budding tech stars, today that is hardly the case. ((With no disrespect to the many talented people that are currently working at Microsoft, or desire to work there. I know many Microsoft employees that are exceptional, they are just not being allowed to shine.))
If Microsoft wants a chance and long term survivorship they need to make themselves appealing to young stars. You can’t appeal to this young crop of talent unless you offer compelling products. More and more job selection for the elite talent is less about money and more about job satisfaction. Microsoft’s best bet here is to start acquiring fresh young companies **and** keeping the talent that comes with it.
### The End? ###
Microsoft isn’t dead yet, nor will it be soon. It is however in the early stages of death and Ballmer isn’t going to the hospital — he’s running to go party some more.
Microsoft needs a swift kick in the ass.
UPDATE: [Let’s not forget about the failed Kin](http://techcrunch.com/2010/06/30/microsoft-puts-down-the-kin/).
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‘Stay tuned’
Paul Reynolds: >Asked today about the possibility of Amazon launching a multipurpose tablet device, the company’s president and CEO Jeff Bezos said to “stay tuned” on the company’s plans. In an interview at Consumer Reports’ offices, Bezos also signaled that any such device, should it come, is more likely to supplement than to supplant the…
Paul Reynolds:
>Asked today about the possibility of Amazon launching a multipurpose tablet device, the company’s president and CEO Jeff Bezos said to “stay tuned” on the company’s plans. In an interview at Consumer Reports’ offices, Bezos also signaled that any such device, should it come, is more likely to supplement than to supplant the Kindle, which he calls Amazon’s “purpose-built e-reading device.”That sounds about right from all the rumors and speculation that I have seen. I would guess it would be a touch screen device running Android with the Amazon appstore installed. I would further guess that the full Amazon web store would be presented rather nicely on the device.
Those are pretty easy, the bigger question is price. Will it be higher or lower than the iPad and will there be an ad supported version?
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The New Yorker iPad App
John Biggs has a really [nice write up on](http://www.crunchgear.com/2011/05/12/it-is-finished-the-new-yorker-ipad-app-is-the-beginning-of-the-end-of-print/) why he is leaving his [New Yorker](http://www.newyorker.com/) paper subscription in the dust for the iPad only version. Since as long as I can remember my house was always filled with magazines. My parents both got a ton of subscriptions and I would always get to peruse…
John Biggs has a really [nice write up on](http://www.crunchgear.com/2011/05/12/it-is-finished-the-new-yorker-ipad-app-is-the-beginning-of-the-end-of-print/) why he is leaving his [New Yorker](http://www.newyorker.com/) paper subscription in the dust for the iPad only version. Since as long as I can remember my house was always filled with magazines. My parents both got a ton of subscriptions and I would always get to peruse through my dad’s car magazines when he was done. As I got older and my parents divorced and I started to get my own magazine subscriptions — mostly car magazines — but I loved reading all that information.
Those magazines subscriptions had Newsweek and Businessweek added to them late on — among others. The one thing I hated about magazines was that they take up far too much room if you want to hang on to them for archives and reference. In 2004 I started using Zinio — an online magazine distributer — who for the same price as the print subscription would give you magazines in a DRM protected, Adobe laden, PDF that you could use their (not so stellar) viewer to read.
To this day I still use Zinio and while it has gotten better over the years the DRM has always been a problem for the service. To my knowledge all those archives of Zinio magazines I saved are unreadable at this point because they switched to a new viewer that uses Adobe Air — lovely. Their iPad app is ok, but really it is just an extension of the often crappy Adobe Air app that they have for the Mac. I have been pretty reluctant to wanting to switch full on to iPad only subscriptions because the pricing simply was not competitive — $4.99 an issue is just too much if you want to buy every issue.
Luckily Apple introduced subscription pricing and like all of you I have been watching closely to see how publishers are reacting to it. Our first taste was a sour one that The Daily offered. One app that I have really taken too is Bloomberg’s Businessweek+ app that allows you to subscribe to the weekly periodical for a seemingly low price of $2.99 a month, or $36 bucks a year. It’s not the best pricing, but it’s not the worst either.
The content of Businessweek has always been hit or miss for me, but it is typically news that I don’t seek out and that I like to know (even if I get to it much later than I could on the web). The fact is that I find the content valuable, you may not. What intrigues me about Businessweek is the app itself, which you can see my thoughts on [here](https://brooksreview.net/2011/04/businessweek-2/) (I like it).
Outside of Businessweek and the few Zinio magazines that I still subscribe too I haven’t been too enamored with iPad magazine apps. Then the New Yorker wrote something that I really wanted to read — really wanted to read. The end result of which is that I am now a yearly subscriber to The New Yorker in e-format only and I am quite pleased with it.
The New Yorker really raises the price at $59.99 a year — something most iPad users are going to need to think about. I have never had a subscription to The New Yorker, but I have read articles from it on occasion. As far as the content is concerned: it is top notch and that is almost not debatable.
The app itself is what intrigues me the most.
The app seems to take the idea of adding eye candy and throw it out the window. This is not an app designed for Apple freaks, or iPad users — this is an app that has been very intentionally designed for readers.
*I love that.*
The font is crisp, clear and readable. You don’t get fancy carousels that don’t work, or multimedia enriched everything — you get quality writing displayed in a quality reading manner. The navigation is straight forward and an expanded view shows you where you are in everything, lest you get lost. Everything in the app is smooth like butter, everything just works. Sure the text isn’t zoomable, or selectable, or shareable — but it is highly readable and in the end that’s what I bought it to do.
It’s safe to say that I have tried a lot of magazine apps and that, of all of them, I hope more publishers model their apps after what The New Yorker has done — they have won me over.